ever wondered why the synonym for the "beauty parlor" is also butcher shop...i have a plausible explanation(which m sincerely hoping is contradicted)..........that when u seat yourself on the plush reclining seats ...you are literally handing your otherwise soft & silky(i get a kinky pleasure of using these cliche words used in all "become fair" ads)........non blemished skin to the mercy of the self proclaimed beauticians.........
experiences for mere mortals like me who can afford to go only to the medium size shops rather than the 500 for a mere trim:(;vary from extreme displeasure to simple satisfaction..........simple example: i have (must say) mountain goat like bushy articulately shaped eyebrows.....it takes quite a hand to get them in shape.....so once in two weeks when i have the inevitable rendezvous's with the salon ; the already frustrated(after having to listen to the bemoans of irate customers throughout the day) 19ish girl viciously plucks out the hair as if its already dead and just waiting to be slaughtered!!!....while she does this....i wince and tiny tears stream out...but i keep telling myself...tht hey she is the pro...she knows what shes upto.....!!...sadly end result: you could actually mistake me for the red faced macaque!!........
moving on........the facials...oohhhh!!you can just lie back close your eyes while the soothing balms and the steam hits ur face.......hmm all's well except for one inny weeny detail.........am i sure they are plastering the right things....or will i end up like a woolly mammoth .......thankfully m bestowed with ruf and tuf skin..........so all's welcome...bring it on honey!!
Whew...when i read back....i contemplate....hey thats cynical.........if not for them the huge clumps of eyebrow hair would have served as a nesting point for loud ridicule.......and ooh the legs......imagine...wearin full length swimsuits to hide those awkward ugly dumplings!!....so there....i appreciate your intricate work ladies.....but but........till now i have not felt me getting my moneys worth....sob!!........a wee bit more gentle....maybe a bit more personalized attention for small fishes(like me) may change many viewpoints!!....after all customer is QUEEN:P
experiences for mere mortals like me who can afford to go only to the medium size shops rather than the 500 for a mere trim:(;vary from extreme displeasure to simple satisfaction..........simple example: i have (must say) mountain goat like bushy articulately shaped eyebrows.....it takes quite a hand to get them in shape.....so once in two weeks when i have the inevitable rendezvous's with the salon ; the already frustrated(after having to listen to the bemoans of irate customers throughout the day) 19ish girl viciously plucks out the hair as if its already dead and just waiting to be slaughtered!!!....while she does this....i wince and tiny tears stream out...but i keep telling myself...tht hey she is the pro...she knows what shes upto.....!!...sadly end result: you could actually mistake me for the red faced macaque!!........
moving on........the facials...oohhhh!!you can just lie back close your eyes while the soothing balms and the steam hits ur face.......hmm all's well except for one inny weeny detail.........am i sure they are plastering the right things....or will i end up like a woolly mammoth .......thankfully m bestowed with ruf and tuf skin..........so all's welcome...bring it on honey!!
Whew...when i read back....i contemplate....hey thats cynical.........if not for them the huge clumps of eyebrow hair would have served as a nesting point for loud ridicule.......and ooh the legs......imagine...wearin full length swimsuits to hide those awkward ugly dumplings!!....so there....i appreciate your intricate work ladies.....but but........till now i have not felt me getting my moneys worth....sob!!........a wee bit more gentle....maybe a bit more personalized attention for small fishes(like me) may change many viewpoints!!....after all customer is QUEEN:P
Extremely Graphical babe..... Well written tho.... Awsome.!!!
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